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Good Mourning

In February 2014, legendary New York sportswriter Marty Noble wrote about the passing of legendary New York Mets announcer and Baseball Hall of Famer Ralph Kiner: "The radio and television programming was characterized by those speaking as 'a celebration,' and it was. I understand the concept; celebrate rather than mourn. But how difficult it was to see his passing as anything other than miserably sad...He had a good, long life. But I wanted it to be longer by 30 years, or at least by two months, so I could see him one more time and absorb one more anecdote..." And in February 2019, we can say the same for Flora DeBonis Pikul: sister, mother, godmother, grandmother, great-grandmother, aunt, great-aunt, great-great-aunt, cousin, friend and so on. Now Marty Noble was talking about a sports figure, a celebrity. And you could argue that Grandma was a celebrity. She had a star quality. She had her 15 minutes of fame: a grand-prize winner on the "Concentration"
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'Tis the season

My apologies in advance for what is in reality a post of yet another "How much money can you spare for our cause", especially if you're dealing with countless other pitches from countless other family, friends, etc. But hey, it's for my boy and we're taking a Web 2.0 approach to the standard door-to-door or boiler room telemarketing route so it should get thumbs up on the interactivity and originality alone. Or just scroll down to "7. Outtakes" and have a good laugh. If, after reading below and taking your chosen path based on Nic's inherent charm and persuasiveness and you remain interested, you can follow-up with me via my gmail address or just call me so we can set up an order. (Deadline for orders is next Friday, Oct. 19; we can work payment arrangements between then and Thursday, Nov. 15.) Spioler alert: we're pushing popcorn and popcorn treats. And we're talking a minimum $10 buy-in. So, without further ado, I present to you the Bl

The First [of Already Had Enough] Day[s] of School

A brief glimpse into our tax dollars trying to work: Me: "So how have your first few days of school been going?" Nic: "I hate it! They're always saying 'No' to me. I just want to sit in the front of the class and tell jokes." Wifie: "Well, now. There aren't many places that aren't going to say 'No' to that." Nic: "Well, then I say they're all fired!"

The other side of name recognition

I'm loving Burns RV Park. Or I had way too much caffeine on today's road trip that things are firing on extra cylinders (two posts in one day). OK, both. Anyhoo, something caught my eye. When Reno-based Washoe Health System spent lord knows how much time, energy and money on re-branding itself a few years back, "Renown" rose to the top. I don't know who pitched it, but maybe it was somehow, somewhere etched in his memory. (Why "his"? Read on.) OK, national brand, but different industry. We can get around that legally and still leverage a national name. And an adjective in the dictionary. It's a win-win, right? Oh... My... I'm torn between two parting thoughts, so here's both: I can now see why "Renown" was the "#1" recommendation Perhaps the focus groups just didn't include enough men to answer that "What's the first thing that crosses your mind when I say..." question

Paradox

Saw a sign in the men's bath at Burns (Ore.) RV Park. Since I heard that The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks has quite the backlog for approving/posting submissions, I'll put it here with my 2c: So...you (sign scribe) are going on record for directing us (readers) to refrain from touching the switch but are actually paraphrasing someone because if it were you, you would turn out the light? Regardless, if you are just being emphatic about the importance of not touching the switch, that red box does the trick all by itself.

OK, so...

Let me get this straight. Your friends refer to your business as "Anibel's Dessert House and Cafe", but the rest of the world knows you as "Mr. Cheesecake". No wonder you haven't yet committed to a bona-fide, overhead marquee for your biz. ... ... ... No, wait. Did you mean your company name was form-ER-ly known as "Mr. Cheesecake"? Oh, well now that clears things up. Honestly, I think it's the fault of the sign company that continues to hire people who cannot proofread...

Pee-riah

Dateline: Last Friday Nic: "Tee-hee!" Me: "What's so funny?" Nic: "I just peed in the pool." Me: "Whoa! Not cool." Wifie: "Nic, we told you that it's OK to pee only when you're in something like Lake Tahoe." Nic: "But...we are in Lake Tahoe." Technically, we were vacationing in the Greater Lake Tahoe area at the time...