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OK, so...


Let me get this straight. Your friends refer to your business as "Anibel's Dessert House and Cafe", but the rest of the world knows you as "Mr. Cheesecake". No wonder you haven't yet committed to a bona-fide, overhead marquee for your biz.

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No, wait. Did you mean your company name was form-ER-ly known as "Mr. Cheesecake"? Oh, well now that clears things up.

Honestly, I think it's the fault of the sign company that continues to hire people who cannot proofread...
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