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Saw a sign in the men's bath at Burns (Ore.) RV Park. Since I heard that The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks has quite the backlog for approving/posting submissions, I'll put it here with my 2c:

So...you (sign scribe) are going on record for directing us (readers) to refrain from touching the switch but are actually paraphrasing someone because if it were you, you would turn out the light?


Regardless, if you are just being emphatic about the importance of not touching the switch, that red box does the trick all by itself.

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